The preacher’s, Sunday sermon was,”Forgive Your Enemies.” He asked, how many have forgiven their enemies?
About half held up their hands.
He then repeated his question. Now about 80 percent held…
Everyone has gotten a call from a telemarketer, the new Scourge of the Telephone System. Previously when the phone rang, you always wondered if it was someone you knew or another nimrod with…
1. Scoop a small hole in an apple with the end of a spoon and insert a sweet gummy worm - yuck!
2. If your family eats O-shaped cereal, thread them all onto a piece of string and put them back in…
I tried asking Visa’s customer representatives the same security questions they ask us, just to see how they would react. They didn’t like it at all, as you can read below.
VISA: …And for…
Finally, a definition of globalization that I can understand and to which I now can relate:
Question:
What is the truest definition of Globalization?
Answer:
Princess Diana’s death.
Question:
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From: David Thorne
Date: Thursday 21 May 2009 10.16am
To: Helen Bailey
Subject: Pets in the building
Dear Helen,
Thankyou for your letter concerning pets in my apartment. I understand that…
MIT certainly has a reputation to be proud of, but its admissions department went a little over-board, I think. The first letter is an honest-to-goodness mailing from MIT, the second is one…
Recently, I was diagnosed with A.A.A.D.D. — Age Activated Attention Deficit Disorder.
This is how it manifests:
I decide to wash my car.
As I start toward the garage, I notice that there is mail…
A guy in a taxi wanted to speak to the driver so he leaned forward and tapped him on the shoulder. The driver screamed, jumped up in the air and yanked the wheel over. The car mounted the curb,…
I cdnuolt blveiee taht I cluod aulaclty uesdnatnrd waht I was rdenieg. The phaonemneal pweor of the hmuan mnid Aodccrnig to a rscheearch at Cmabrigde Uinervtisy, it dnsoe’t mttaer in waht oredr the…
